Preacher of Death

 Preacher of death

Although this story is fiction it is inspired by a real person but some of the events in the story did not really happen

There was a preacher who went to nursing homes, retirement centers, shopping malls and large store parking lots, door to door and also spoke to people both individually and as groups in sermons at weddings and funerals

He led people to pray to be saved by repeating the words that he said when talking to them and the words of prayer he had them use were not always the same except for the three words, "when I die."

"If I die, not when I die" one survivor said

The preacher said in response, "Ten out of every ten people, born more than 120 years ago, have died.  It is a scientifically observable fact that all people will die."

The survivor said, "No, technology has improved every year even though the moral state of man has not.  People have access to more plentiful food and cleaner drinking water than ever before.  With proper exercise and nutrition and avoiding environmental hazards, and detrimental overwork, humans need never die.  But, you are right about one thing.  Sin kills people, because, in spite of our technological progress, there has been a lack of moral progress and many people are killed by their personal vices that influence them to leave the path to a healthy lifestyle, and others are forced, or sometimes only feel forced and cave in, to leave that path by less than virtuous people who work them to death.  At other times sin kills people much more blatantly when people decide to murder each other or commit suicide.  Ten out of every ten humans, who were born on earth, some time in the past, before a certain day, when there was water full of bacteria and parasites, with people pooping in their own water supply and no means to clean it, may have died.  Less than 120 years ago, have food and clean drinking water been available, consistently in both the United States and Europe.  Prior to some time after the end of World War two there has been no consistent time period without massive starvation and or unclean drinking water, even if the technology was available for clean drinking water, people were still malnourished on a massive scale and the infrastructure to maintain clean water would have been consistently damaged due to wars until a period of relative peace in Western Europe some time after the end of world war two.  This means you have no evidence that 10 out of 10 people who have been born in such a hygienically and nutritiously improved state of being will actually die in less than 120 years from now.  Your claim has not been tested, since we have had this level of sanitation where parasites, bacteria and harmful chemicals have been removed from the water, to the extent where people are not drinking their own shit for less than 120 years.  And, even today in some country larger than the United States, in spite of available technology, many people choose to poop in their own river and in that region, people still do not have clean drinking water.  There have been less than 120 years to test your claim and plenty of people are still alive today who are not drinking their own shit, but you sir, are full of it.  Goodbye and good day, to you sir, I hope to never see you again unless you change your mind and think for yourself for a day."

Another time when the preacher of death talked to a different person

A not so lucky person asked, "Why do you want me to say, when I die instead of if I die?"

The preacher said, "All people die, I have been to many funerals and I can assure you all people die eventually.  You must believe all people will die to accept the truth of the gospel because in Adam's sin we all die and only by believing the gospel including the fact that all people will eventually die can you have eternal life."

The not so lucky person wanted to talk to him about a matter of more importance than this man's delusions and hoped to get a word in him to wake him up so he compromised and just said the prayer the way the preacher wanted with the words, "when I die."

The not so lucky person said, "Ok, I prayed the prayer the way you wanted.  Now can I talk to you about something more important to me in the present?  How to live my life on earth according to the moral teachings of Jesus, while I am alive?  Instead of just partying and looking forward to death and the afterlife as a means to excuse my sins in the present."

The preacher said, "Nothing is more important than when you die.  But, here take my card, I wrote a date on it and I will see you then."

The unlucky person looked at the card and put it in his pocket.  He then said, "Look, about the date.  I would love to talk to you, but, I can not make it then.  I will use the contact information on the card to schedule an appointment, to talk to you later.  I have to go now, you spent so much time arguing with me, that now I have no time to listen to a complete response from you, about, my question of how to live a moral life on earth at the present time.  I will talk to you later, bye."

The preacher yelled at the man as he was walking away, "I will see you, then, on the date on the card."

Some time before the date on the card the man died, and the card was found on his body.  His relatives, did not know who to appoint to speak for his funeral, so, they contacted the man on the card.  The funeral, occurred, by coincidence on the date on the card. Many other funerals this preacher gave sermons at, coincided with the dates on many other cards but he never managed to attend a funeral as a guest speaker for the one man who refused to say, "when I die."  Instead, that man, attended the preacher's own funeral soon after the Preachers 120th birthday.  The preacher died on his 120th birthday, the very day he set for the longest a man can live before seeing death in all his sermons.

A Mirror Goya

 A white man named Amir Goya was in a hurry to buy all his groceries before the store closed at 8 pm

He purchased his groceries and prepared to leave.

He packed all his groceries in a heavy reusable bag he hung draping over his left shoulder except a gallon of orange juice that cost 5 dollars.  He carried the 5 dollar gallon of orange juice in his right hand.

As he approached the exit the door was closed.  A black security guard had to open the door for him since the doors are only manually opened and closed to keep new customers out near closing time.

Two white men stood outside the store.  As the guard slid the door open he said , "the store is about to close I can not let anyone in" to one of the two men who was trying to come inside.  The man responded,
"I have six minutes left it is 7:54. It will not take long I only have a yogurt.  It took me two minutes to explain this it is now 7:56 and it will take me less than three minutes to get it."  The guard said, "all right you may come in" and let him in.

Amir Goya then went out the door and the other man asked the guard, may I have a dollar.  The guard laughed and closed the door, locking him out.

Amir Goya laughed also.  At this the man became angry and stabbed at Amir Goya but only hit his gallon of orange juice puncturing it without breaking it in half.  He then stabbed at Amir Goya a second time who dodged him and hit him on top of the head with the gallon of orange juice which ripped as it landed on his head.  The plastic gallon of orange juice was on his head like a broken hat.  The man started saying, I am blind, I can not see.

This man with orange juice on his head just so happened to be name Bogsy Shabo

Amir Goya said you owe me 5 dollars.

Amir Goya then started to run away to get out of there as fast as he could with what remained of his groceries so as not to get stabbed.

Days later police arrested Amir Goya.

This does not necessarily follow real court procedures after all this is fiction

In court

The prosecuting attorney named Dan Judah said the defense claims their client Amir Goya was defending himself and merely put orange juice in Bogsy Shabo's eyes to prevent Shabo from stabbing Goya a third time.  But this action was clearly a hate crime and not self defense.  

By laughing at Bogsy Shabo who was not white but Jewish for being locked out of the store when he asked for a dollar he clearly was making an anti semitic remark.  These words of laughter at a Jewish individuals were an attempt to encourage people to take action to exterminate all Jewish people.  Therefore when Bogsy Shabo tried to stab Amir Goya with a knife, Bogsy Shabo was defending himself and his people from extermination.  Since it was Bogsy Shabo that was defending himself from Amir Goya, Amir Goya's action of breaking a gallon of orange juice over Bogsy Shabo's head was assault as well as a second incident of a hate crime and not an act of self defense.  The first hate crime being when he anti semitically laughed at Bogsy Shabo.

The Defense attorney who was named Shlomo Cohen said, you assert that Bogsy Shabo was not white but Jewish, but if he is indeed Jewish there should be a certificate and official recognition by the Jewish community or the State of Israel.  Anyone who is Jewish can look white, or black or any other skin shade or color.  Therefore anyone who looks white can claim they are not white but actually Jewish.  But does this man have proof that they are indeed Jewish?  Does this man have a certificate to prove his Jewishness that would be recognized as legitimate by the State of Israel?

The Prosecutor said, itt is unreasonable to ask for proof at this moment.  Surely I can obtain proof but it is unreasonable to ask Bogsy to carry a Jew card with him at all times therefore he does not have such a certificate with him.  Surely such certificates of Jewishness must be carefully guarded and kept in a special place to prevent theft or damage.  Since these certificates are holy they can not be kept in the back pocket of your pants like a drivers license at all times where you could sit on such a holy thing or accidentally take it to the bathroom with you.  Surely you would not take a Jewish certificate with you to the bathroom any more than any other holy book.  Moreover this man is homeless do to the anti semitic persecution that keeps Jews poor and impoverished, so he can not store it in his house because he has no house so he will have to contact the State of Israel to get a copy of his Jew certificate which may take time and possibly expenses a homeless person might not normally be able to reasonably afford.

The Judge

The court is adjourned for 66 days.  If Bogsy Shabo can not come with a Jewish certificate in 66 days I will dismiss the charges against Amir Goya.  If I dismiss the charge against Amir Goya then Amir Goya can press charges of assault against Bogsy Shabo.  Moreover if I find out that Bogsy Shabo does not have evidence that he is Jewish I will order a trial against him for perjury.  However if Bogsy Shabo can prove he is Jewish Amir Goya may spend up to 40 years in jail for 2 counts of hate crimes at 20 years a piece in addition to any time for assault which will be much smaller than the hate crime charges if the charges are not dropped and if Amir Goya is found guilty.

Since a hate crime is a very serious charge there shall be no bail and Amir Goya is not allowed to walk around a free man for these 60 days.

Now Bogsy Shabo worked for a man on Friday and Saturdays to turn on and off the lights and do other tasks this Jewish man was forbidden from doing.  And he begged this man, "please help me get this certificate."  The man said, "if you want to convert to Judaism you must ask my Rabbi."  So he asked his Rabbi and he said no.  He told the man the Rabbi said no.  

The man who hired him said, the Rabbi has to reject you three times, so ask him three more times and he will accept the fourth time.

So the man asked the Rabbi again and again.  He said no the first three times and yes the fourth time.

He then said he had to complete a 10 week course which will take 70 days.  Bogsy said that is not enough time.  The Rabbi said, you can finish the course in jail and then use the certificate for appeal.

So Bogsy Shabo went to the court   The judge said do you have any evidence?  The prosecutor said it will take a few more days for the State of Israel to send the certificate.

The Judge said 66 days was plenty of time.  Shabo will be put on trial for perjury without bail and the case is dismissed against Goya.

Shabo has 33 days to appeal this verdict.

Shabo was immediately taken to another court trial for perjury and the bail was set to $666.66 which Shabo did not have.

While in jail the Rabbi visited him and finished the conversion class.  He said, "There is one last step.  You must be circumcised."  

Shabo said, "I already am circumcised."  

The Rabbi said. "it does not count unless it is done by a Jewish authority and a holy man with a holy mouth called a mohel. We must poke you down there and make you bleed then the mohel has to suck the blood."  

Shabo said, "how do I know the Mohel does not have herpes?"

The Rabbi said, "look you can take your chance about whether or not the mohel has herpes or you can take your chance about whether the men in jail have herpes they might give you."   

Shabo said, "I guess one Mohel is less likely to have herpes then 10 men in jail who will make me do things."

So Shabo let them prick him down there and the Mohel sucked his blood.  The Rabbi gave him the certificate.  Shabo used the certificate to win his appeal and no longer faced charges for perjury and Amir Goya was put in jal for 42 years, on two counts of hate crimes for 40 years and one count of assault with a chemical weapon for 2 years.

Shabo was a free man except he would never be free from herpes which he got from the mohel.

The End

The Next Coming of Jesus

 Title: The next coming of Jesus

Jesus might have manifested in bodily form when YHWH visited Abraham and was served Goat meat and Goat milk in Genesis 18 as well as other times in the old testament that theologians call theophanies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theophany

The first coming of Jesus in the New Testament was when he was born of the virgin Mary

One could call the second coming of Jesus was when he rose from the dead and appeared bodily to his disciples

And call the third coming of Jesus was when he destroyed the temple in 70 AD

What theologians often call the second coming of Jesus might be the fourth coming of Jesus or some other number.  But shall simply be called the next coming of Jesus for the title of the story.

This is a fiction story that is inspired by the Bible but does not match the Bible perfectly

Pastor Hatfield Magee was preaching a sermon which went as follows

Jews look forward to the first coming of their Messiah and when their Messiah comes he will be the second coming of our Messiah.  Every Christian should do whatever the Jewish Messiah says to do and if they do not do as he says they are not true Christians and will go to Hell.  God has ordained that we give Israel money.  But some so called Christians like Judas have betrayed Jesus Christ by refusing to give Israel money and protecting the evil Palestinians who are the descendants of the Philistines who were the enemy of Israel.  The Palestinians are Amalek who God has commanded Israel to eliminate.  We must do all to support the Israeli military with our money and to supply them weapons so they can wipe out Amalek from the face of the earth.  We must give Israel money to build a second temple.  When the Jewish Messiah comes he will sacrifice a lamb on the temple.  At the time of the Messiah Gentiles will ask Jews to teach them, and they must obey everything the Jews command them to do or they will be cursed in this life for not blessing Israel and condemned in the next life to eternal hell fire.

Pastor Hatfield Magee's Sermon was interrupted.

Now Pastor Hatfield Magee loved to watch himself speak and had a TV in front of him displaying himself live with the volume turned off to prevent a feedback loop.  Somehow the TV started displaying someone other than him and it's volume turned on and Pastor Hatfield Magee's microphone stopped working.

A live broadcast appeared on all television stations in the world and all TVs that were off turned on, even those that were unplugged to display a picture and or sound.  Other electronic devices did likewise radios, computers, cell phones and so on.  The image was captioned so the deaf could understand it.

A man with a very large womanly chest and broad shoulders was standing on the dome of the rock of the temple.  He she was standing on a single toe without falling off, and swung a lamb in the air over his head as though it was as light as a kapparot chicken or rooster, breaking the lambs neck.  This was not good balance and natural strength but defied the laws of physics.

The highest Rabbinical Authorites have declared this man woman to be the Jewish Messiah.  The pope has declared that if he she is the Jewish Messiah he she must also be the Christian Messiah.

Now this man woman gave a speech.

I am the embodiment of the people of Israel both men and women.  I am the Messiah, who suffered through the holocaust in fulfillment of Isaiah 52 and 53. and now I unite my Israeli children and draw my tent curtains wide as in Isaiah 54.

I have united the Mysterious feminine Babylonian emanation of Shekinah or the Babylonian Talmud spoken of in Revelation and the male emanation of Shekinah in a single body.  I have female souls and male souls, but unlike Goyish men my souls are exalted and not beastly.

Having united masculine and feminine I have healed the world and speak as the direct mouthpiece of Hashem.

Pastor Hatfield Magee has done the greatest work a goy servant can do.  He has helped exterminate all those who are not loyal to Israel outside the borders of Israel with his zionism.  As such he shall be the first goy to receive the Mark of my blessing.

Now the enemy has invaded Israel there are Palestinians and traitors that have called themselves Messianic Jews before my coming, who have worshipped a man on a cross, a counterfeit Messiah who has not fulfilled the suffering as we have in the holocaust, and yet has blasphemously and falsely been called the suffering servant, when no one in the history of the world has suffered like the Jewish people in the holocaust.

Pastor Hatfiled Magee shall be my light, messenger and moutpiece to the goyim.  Tell them what they must do Pastor Hatfield Magee.

Suddenly the live presentation on the TV switched focus from the temple in Israel to Pastor Hatfield Magee's pulpit for the whole world to see by some supernatural power.

Now Russia was the last home of the Christians except for Palestinian Christians and Messianic Jewish Christians in Palestine as the rest of the World starting with Europe was completely Jewish and Muslim by this time.  And all the Christians in Russia were zionist as Hatfield Magee ordered the execution of people who call themselves Christian but do not support the State of Israel throughout the gentile lands.

Pastor Hatfield Magee having seen and heard the words of the Jewish Messiah said the following  

We need to send Christian troops from Russia to save the Jews from the Palestinian invaders in the last minute, as it is written in scripture an army will invade Israel but God will save the Jews God's chosen people in the last minute.  Wipe out every Messianic Jew and every Palestinian from the face of Israel, make their deaths cruel, slowly burn them to death while alive if possible but incinerate them before they can move if they are able to fight back.

And so from Magog Russia the army of Zionists who call themselves Christians went to march against God's chosen people the Messianic Jewish Christians and the Palestinian Christians who were the true descendants of Jacob known as Israel and the true keepers of the faith.

At that Jesus Christ came and stopped the Jewish Messiah who was the Antichrist and the Antichrist's army of zionist so called Christians.

He rescued the Palestinian Christians and Messianic Jewish Christians and all Gentile Christians who did not bow the knee to the Satanic Zionist Jewish Anti Messiah.

He threw the zionist so called Christians and the Jews who worshipped the fake messiah into ever lasting fire.  But took the Messianic Christian Jews and Palestinian Christians and Gentile Christians who did not bow their knee to the zionist fake messiah, to their reward in the new heavens and the new earth in paradise.

The End

Math Death Squad 1

 Officer Kunta Kinte said, "Open up, math death squad"

After no response he kicked the door down

He pointed his gun at Toby and said, "What is 3 times 3?"

Toby said, "I do not need to answer that I have a college degree."

Bang, bang, bang, bang, thud

Kunta Kinte shot Toby in both hands then both knees

Toby fell to the floor

Kunta Kinte said, "What is 3 times 3?"

Toby said 7

Toby tried to reach for his gun on his right hip but found it to difficult to do in this position especially with his gun shot hands.  He tried to push himself off the floor so he could better reach his gun which was intensely painful to do with gunshot hands.

Kunta Kinte kicked him in the chest as he tried to get back up.knocking him back on the ground.

Kunta Kinte then shot him with a taser  which he could have done first but chose not to.

Other officers all black surrounded Toby and tied him up

They then put him on a gurney to wheel him off to the mathematical re education detention center

How could this have happened?

The first cis gender woman president was elected president of the United States and she was also black

She did not want to run but knew there was no other way to prevent another holodomor with mass starvation

She knew this because she was a descendant of a very famous black economist who graduated with a PhD from an Ivy league school but who was mocked for siding with the unpopular political parties instead of the popular political party

She decided to become a compulsive liar and always say what was popular when in public while telling the truth in private when talking to her family members so as not to repeat her ancestors mistake of telling the truth to the public and in doing so losing political potential.

She ran for the most popular political party and promised free stuff for women and reparations for black people

After getting elected she immediately changed policies creating the mass death squad in order to prevent another holodomor.  She also changed the laws so that women could not vote but they could run for and be in political offices if elected to them by men.

The math death squad would round people up and put them in camps to force them to learn math if they could not answer basic math questions.  If they refused to practice math they would be executed.  

If they deemed them to stupid to learn math do to a brain disorder they were allowed to leave the camp but forbidden from voting, driving, or holding political office as well as many other privileges.  If ruled to have such a brain disorder any biological or adopted children they have were confiscated from them and no longer in their custody and it was a rule that if they had any future biological children they would be removed from their custody.  They were put in a gender segregated mental hospital and care center for life unless they could recover from the brain disorder.

If they deemed them capable of learning math they would not be allowed to leave the math camp until they learned a certain level of math.  If they refused to learn math and were not ruled to have a brain disorder they would be executed if they refused to practice math and have not achieved math competency.

Their children were removed from their custody and assigned other caregivers until they could learn basic math proficiency.  After achieving math proficiency their children would return to their custody if they proved economically able to support them.

People without brain disorder likewise were not allowed to vote or many other privileges until they achieved math proficiency, regardless of age or educational degrees and certificates

She did keep her promise of reparations.  Whenever someone was executed their money was put in a reparations fund.  This money was then given to black people with ancestors born in the United States during or prior to Jim Crow laws who  proved to be mathematically competent and did not have to go to math camps or who passed the math camp curriculum.  Black people whose ancestors were never enslaved in the United States and who never lived through Jim Crow such as African immigrants to the United States were not given any reparations.

Each of the black people who survived to get reparation funds became so wealthy they would have had the equivalent of more than 151 million dollars in 2019 money which was a far larger number of dollars in the current year of math death squad.

Some people complained that math death squad were racist because they were rounding up a higher percentage of black people.

The math death squad was not racist they would round up people of any race who were adults that have not achieved basic math competency.

Madam president ordered that any White Male people that protested about the Math Death Squad being racist against black people or taking away the women's right to vote were to be executed but protestors of other races as well as cis gender women were not to be executed but merely ignored as long as their protests were not violent.  All violent protesters however were to be executed on the spot regardless of race or gender.

The crime rate dropped to a record low.  After Math Death Squad starvation or worldwide hunger stopped, worldwide peace was achieved ending all wars.  

No one ever died of cancer again as it was found cancer can merely be cut out of the body if detected early enough and the resources were achieved to detect it early enough.  

As a result of the better policies people voted for after math death squad after many decades HIV AIDS was removed from the world as those with aids were deported into colonies in her regime.  Eventually after enough time all those in colonies died or were cured and they did not spread it outside the colonies being quarantined.  She devoted all HIV AIDS resources to bone marrow transplants and found a very difficult and painful way to cure HIV AIDS in some individuals through special bone marrow donors who were a small percent of the population with immunity to HIV AIDS.

Racism ended after math death squad.  People stopped blaming people of other races for the crime because those who survived math death squad no longer committed crimes being smart enough to know better, being able to think about the consequences of their action with mathematical reason.  There was also no reason to commit crimes for economic reasons since everyone became super wealthy when people who did not know basic math were prohibited from voting.  People also realized how stupid racism was upon being mathematically enlightened that hating someone who wants to be kind to you just because of their race is stupid and treating someone kind who is trying to murder you just because of their race is suicidal.

End