Fiction
The Monkey who saved the World from Nuclear War
There
once was a man who had a very bad mother. His mother just had him
around so she could get a welfare check. She was supposed to get money
to buy him food but gave him expired food that factories were giving
away.and kept the money to spend on herself instead of buying him
healthy food before the expiration date.
When
he was old enough that the welfare check decreased but not yet an adult
his mother sent him to his grandmother. because she could not get as
much of a welfare check from him even though he dutifully obeyed her and
babysat the other children she had with other fathers and provided
valuable services to her before she kicked him out.
When
he turned 18 he joined the navy to fight terrorists and protect
American freedom. He worked in military intelligence and was sent into
the desert even though he was in the Navy which was supposed to do stuff
on water.
Even though he saw people die in the
Navy and nearly died himself it was less traumatic to him then how his
mom abandoned him. He got an economics degree and worked in a
government office after completing his military service.
In
order to prevent terrorist attacks on the building from a bomb inside a
vehicle. The parking lot was a very far distance from the building he
worked in. He would arrive early to the building in order to park as
close as possible before the other parking spots fill, then get all his
work done early before the supervisors arrive.
When
the supervisors arrived it would look like he was doing nothing because
he already got all the work done for the day and he nearly got fired.
But when they reviewed his work it was shown that he completed more work
every single other employee individually did in his entire division.
He
was not rewarded for this however and told that he needs to be working
when the supervisors are watching. He learned that other employees
arrive early then go to sleep in the office until right before the
supervisor's show up then start their work for the day so that they
would do the work when the supervisor is watching. He quit the work and
started his own business doing financial planning assistance to clients
on his own time.
During his life he dated many
women. Every single one was evil. At first he thought it was his own
fault and tried to fix himself. But eventually he realized it was their
fault.
He became so traumatized that he
started to wear a monkey costume and play with dolls. He started to do
podcasts while wearing a monkey costume explaining how women manipulate
men into manipulating other men to the harm of society. Or how men
betray other men to try to become popular with women resulting in women
being able to control men through the violence of men who are willing to
betray other men to try to be popular with women.
Although
he was a total loser in the eyes of mainstream society and every one
mocked him saying who hurt you, he saved the world.
What
happened was Spiz Rail wanted to defeat his home country and start a
Nuclear war. Spiz Rail had convinced his home country to give weapons
of mass destruction to a country on the border of Rue Rue. They said
technically this was not engaging in war against Rue Rue, but Rue Rue
started attacking the country that borders it to defend itself and
winning. But the more Rue Rue won and the more his home country lost in
the border wars the harder his home country pushed back and people in
the President's Cabinet started suggesting nuclear war could be
survivable.
Now the Monkey thought this made no
sense, why would someone be so suicidal as to do this. The Monkey then
realised that more than one half of the president of his home country's
entire cabinet all considered Spiz Rail to be their homeland first
before the country they claimed to represent. He realized Spiz Rail was
trying to destroy his home country and actually wanted nuclear war with
the plan of being the only country left in the world. People from Spiz
Rail have invaded all other countries in the world in government
positions and always put Spiz Rail first before their own country's well
being.
He realized they did not fear
destroying their own country that they live in through mutually assured
destruction in a nuclear war but actually intended to create such an
event destroying all countries but Spiz Rail. But he realised since
they put the well being of Spiz Rail even before the country they live
in, the only way to get them not to destroy the world with nukes was to
get them to fear they might accidentally destroy their beloved Spiz Rail
in their attempt to destroy all the other countries in the world.
He changed the focus of his podcasts and explained the only way to save the world from nuclear war.
Spitz
Rail had lots and lots of weapons of mass destruction including nukes.
But was always trying to get people to destroy the little country of
Rina claiming that they must be destroyed to prevent them from building
weapons of mass destruction like nukes and must not be allowed to have
nuclear power plants or nuclear medicine. Spitz Rail claimed they
feared little Rina would nuke them if they had nukes even though Spitz
Rail was always threatening to nuke little Rina.
The
monkey said the only way for Rue Rue to prevent nuclear war is to
threaten to give Rina nuclear weapons technology which technically is
not an act of war if the Monkey's home country giving the country that
borders Rue Rue weapons of mass destruction is not an act of war.
By
threatening to give the country of Rina nuclear arms if world war 3 is
not cancelled, this could get other countries that do not fear their own
destruction but want to avoid the destruction of Spiz Rail reason to
call off their war to protect Spiz Rail even though they wanted to
destroy the countries they govern.
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